According to the poll, I should add more Harry Potter. Sigh. Can't Robin handle this one?
Robin here! Very funny, Hope! :) Sorry Harry Potter fans, maybe some other time....
Thanks a lot for throwing me under the bus...
Watch it! I know Voldemort...
I know Luna. She's just as sane as I am!
Don't offend poor Luna!
I'm all out of comebacks... I guess this means I should buckle down and write this then...
These are some of the best books EVER! I listen to the audiobooks all the time!
In the first book, you meet Harry Potter, a boy living with his aunt and uncle and his spoiled cousin Dudley.
In the first book, you meet Harry Potter, a boy living with his aunt and uncle and his spoiled cousin Dudley.
Understatement of the past 16 years right there ^^^
Yes well, Dudley is past spoiled. Happy now?
Harry's story starts on Dudley's eleventh birthday (The story starts on a grey Tuesday morning some 11 years before this) and Dudley wants to do something special. Usually on DUdley's birthday, the DUrsleys (that's their last name) leave him with Mrs. Figg, their cat-obsessed neighbor. But Mrs. Figg broke her leg and can't take care of him. What to do now? As it turns out, they take Harry to the zoo with them. Dudley and his friend are bored after a while, until they reach the reptile house. Dudley tries to make the huge boa constrictor move, but it won't, so he walks away. Harry stays there, watching it. Then... it starts talking to him! It wants to see Brazil. All of a sudden, the glass around the enclosure is gone and the snake is free! It just slithers away, but Dudley says it tried to eat him, which gets Harry grounded (he doesn't have a bedroom, just a cupboard under the stairs). Then the next weird thing starts to happen. Harry gets a letter. He's never gotten one before now. Unfortunately, Uncle Vernon takes it and burns it. But every day Harry just gets more letters that look almost exactly the same. Uncle Vernon finally takes them to an old shack in the middle of the sea to get away from the letters. That night just so happens to be Harry's eleventh birthd
Harry's story starts on Dudley's eleventh birthday (The story starts on a grey Tuesday morning some 11 years before this) and Dudley wants to do something special. Usually on DUdley's birthday, the DUrsleys (that's their last name) leave him with Mrs. Figg, their cat-obsessed neighbor. But Mrs. Figg broke her leg and can't take care of him. What to do now? As it turns out, they take Harry to the zoo with them. Dudley and his friend are bored after a while, until they reach the reptile house. Dudley tries to make the huge boa constrictor move, but it won't, so he walks away. Harry stays there, watching it. Then... it starts talking to him! It wants to see Brazil. All of a sudden, the glass around the enclosure is gone and the snake is free! It just slithers away, but Dudley says it tried to eat him, which gets Harry grounded (he doesn't have a bedroom, just a cupboard under the stairs). Then the next weird thing starts to happen. Harry gets a letter. He's never gotten one before now. Unfortunately, Uncle Vernon takes it and burns it. But every day Harry just gets more letters that look almost exactly the same. Uncle Vernon finally takes them to an old shack in the middle of the sea to get away from the letters. That night just so happens to be Harry's eleventh birthd